Bibliograph

If it was easy, they'd call the whole damn thing a honeymoon, living with and loving the TV-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married, Jenna McCarthy

Type

Label

If it was easy, they'd call the whole damn thing a honeymoon, living with and loving the TV-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married, Jenna McCarthy

Language

eng

Index

no index present

Literary Form

non fiction

Main title

If it was easy, they'd call the whole damn thing a honeymoon

Medium

electronic resource

Nature of contents

patent document

Oclc number

773693203

Responsibility statement

Jenna McCarthy

Sub title

living with and loving the TV-addicted, sex-obsessed, not-so-handy man you married

Summary

For every woman who has ever wondered what happily ever after really means, McCarthy presents a hilarious and insightful peek behind the curtains at the often unholy state of matrimony

Table Of Contents

'Til death do us part is a really long time -- Can we talk? Obviously not -- Sleep in heavenly peace, my ass -- "I was watching that!" : life with the Cable Guy -- What's cooking? (I'm gonna go out on a limb and say me) -- Domestic bliss and other big fat lies -- Gee, honey. Are you sick? I never would have guessed -- The view from the passenger seat -- sucks -- Why don't we get drunk and screw? -- It's only money, honey -- It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to -- Should we just skip the $200 dinner and duke it out at home? -- It's the thought that counts (but thanks for the blender!) -- If it's broken -- please God, don't fix it -- Friends and family : not just a phone plan -- If you build it, there will be many, many arguments -- Are you in or are you out? -- Vacation : all I ever wanted -- He can't help it, he's a guy -- You're merely the sperm donor, dear -- See? It really could be worse -- Famous last words

Target audience

adult

Classification