Bibliograph

Tea Party Guide to Being a Real American, Arming Yourself against Godless Liberals, Dirty Socialists, and Sexy Ideas

Type

Label

Tea Party Guide to Being a Real American, Arming Yourself against Godless Liberals, Dirty Socialists, and Sexy Ideas

Language

eng

Index

no index present

Literary Form

non fiction

Main title

Tea Party Guide to Being a Real American

Medium

electronic resource

Nature of contents

patent document

Oclc number

759807164

Sub title

Arming Yourself against Godless Liberals, Dirty Socialists, and Sexy Ideas

Summary

"America is good. Everything else is bad." So begins the first chapter of the greatest book ever on the second-greatest Tea Party ever: your Tea Party. Or, if you're a godless wussy liberal dirty poopy socialist, their Tea Party. Either way-with us or against us-The Tea Party Guide to Being a Real American is for you. America is in hot water, and this book is going to teabag the whole damn country. This book has the answers. Answers to questions like Why did Jesus write the Constitution? and What's the most patriotic sexual position? Well, it doesn't quite answer that second one, but th

Table Of Contents

Front Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Contents; Acknowledgments; Introduction; Chapter 1: America Is Good. Everything Else Is Bad; Chapter 2: The Gunstitution of the United States; Chapter 3: Seeing Red: A State-By-State Guide to Tea Parties (Part 1); Chapter 4: We'll Be the Judges of That; Chapter 5: Oh, Yeah? Well, Methinks I Doth Not Protest Too Much!; Chapter 6: Don't It Make My Blue States Red: A State-By-State Guide (Part 2); Chapter 7: Sexual Politics: Teabaggin' in the Bedroom; Chapter 8: Training Tomorrow's Teabaggers TodayChapter 9: Swingin' to the Right: A State-By-State Guide (Part 3)Chapter 10: This Land Was Made for You and BP; Chapter 11: Why Jesus Wrote the Constitution; Afterword: An Open Letter from Lobo Palin; About the Author; Back Cover

Target audience

adult

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